Twas the Night Before Jesus by WeirdKev-27, literature
Literature
Twas the Night Before Jesus
("In the town of Nazareth. An Angel has appeared to Mary and Joseph. And told them of the birth of a child and he shall be the son of God.
And low, Joseph said "Hey man, that's... whatever man", because he knew that God controls thunder and disease, like cancer and herpes.
So Joseph and Mary rode a donkey into the hills of Galilee to Bethlehem, so she could give birth in a barn. Because that makes sense to hippies who don't wash and think it's alright to lay in straw and sit next to Goats. It ain't.
And low, the son of God was born on that day and the Angels knew it was so. Because the baby already looked godly with a long grey bread, whic
Misty ask Futureman a question by WeirdKev-27, literature
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Misty ask Futureman a question
Now, it's time for...
MISTY ASKS A MAN FROM THE FUTURE A STUPID QUESTION!
("Hey mister Futureman.") Misty calls out.
"Yeah?" Futureman asks as he turned around, facing Misty.
("Mind if I ask you a question?")
"No, go ahead." Futureman said happily.
("That whole 2012 thing. Did humanity survive that?")
Futureman looks at Misty quizzically. He then looks around the room and then back at Misty and thinks to himself. 'What a stupid question.'
This has been...
MISTY ASKS A MAN FROM THE FUTURE A STUPID QUESTION!